Meatsacks: A Get Rich Quick Pamphlet (Voices of the Void)

An in-universe pamphlet for Mothership where you can agree to have transplanted as many extra organs as you can hold or agree to enter cryosleep for a period of time and use your brain as a processor for data mining, things of that nature.

So listen to Syndicate Sampson and give us your fucking blood and let us inject you with a substance. You won't regret it*.

*The Syndicate is not responsible for the following side effects (non-exhaustive list, please see Syndicate legal team for full list) Loss of limb, gain of limb,tuberculosic implosion, liver explosion, dry mouth, wet mouth, mouth mouth, loss of tear ducts, temporary or permanent closure of orifice(s), orifice gain, planar confusion, dysentery, diss from Terry, spinal ablative syndrome, spontaneous declarations of love to all your friends, spontaneous flambustion (legally distinct from spontaneous combustion), DOG, sympathetic mesothelioma, spontaneous sympathetic pregnancy, loss of electrons, dehydration of the highest order, defenestration of the lowest order, meat teeth, clown jog, a sudden zest for the brewing and tasting floral pilsners, possesion by nano ai, egg pouch, ability to only drink gin and tonics, ability to see time, flat rake, tube steak, can’t wait, don’t be late, perpetual ownership of a washboard you can’t bring yourself to seperate with but can’t find the mental capacity to musically master, hooks for ears, injuries resulting from hooks for ears, impression of geolaction, impressionist artwork, T.A.N.C. (That Ain’t No Cat) syndrome, hot takes, depressurization, gravity sickness, glass blood, Tritium sickness, a sudden zest for doing 20 hours of accurate data entry a day, dreams of the end, sleep paralysis wherein Syndicate Sampson** visits you and offers to tell you the exact time of your death or the exact circumstances, leaf sprouts, loss of life, and gain of life.

** Visions, dreams, and demonic representations of The Syndicate trademarked mascot, Syndicate Sampson, without express, written permission from each member of the Syndicate board will result in litigation for conversion and other relevant charges.